[holding the Librem 5 out to Frodo after building Lagrange]
Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool.
[Drops the phone into Frodo's palm]
What do you see? Can you see anything?
Nothing. There's nothing.
[Gandalf sighs in relief]
Wait... there are markings. It's some form of Nerdish, I can't read it.
There are few who can. The language is the that of Stdout, which I will not utter here.
We Do Camps!