The wife wasn’t feeling good so I went down to the basement to sleep in the spare room. I turned the light off and laid down. Just as I put my head on the pillow, I feel it move and in the darkness I hear the signature rattle…there’s a freaking rattlesnake in my bed, near my head! I’m just gonna lay here for a while and doomscroll. Maybe it will leave. I think it crawled away. OMG why don’t I keep the house cleaner. This is where we fold our laundry and it’s just in a big pile next to me…